The Witch

I think my tenant is a witch. She never comes down and she wears a lot of black. Dont get me wrong I do too and I have three black cats but something is off about her. When she moved upstairs she took all these idols with her. Im a Christian so I know what a demonic idol looks like not to be an ass. She wears this big hat too. Is she afraid of the sun? Wait then she would be a vampire. Well I saw her eat a sandwich so thats not it. She came down to get her mail one day. I was having some tea. She asked me about any human sacrifices available. I laughed but she was serious. I told her there are plenty of idiots to choose from just pick one. I was completely joking. Yesterday she said her pipes were making a weird sound so I called a plumber. He was up there for a long time. I heard a bump and something scraping above my head. Someone came by to remove his truck from my driveway when he didnt come out. I asked her what happened. She said he just left without his truck. Come on I am dingy but not dumb. I thought about calling the cops but she pays her rent on time, doesnt make noise, and is very pleasant to me. Well besides the missing plumber she is perfect. I guess that is not my business. What plumber???

Neglected

So he left. I dont feel like its my fault but it probably is. Why are men so wishy washy? If he didnt want me why didnt he just say so. Instead he loves me and holds on gripping the oxygen from my heart and lungs. Im not mad. This is the first time I didnt want to suffocate a guy with a pillow or drown him in lemon juice. I feel proud.

Random thought

Im frustrated

Im beyond frustrated

Im at homicidal frustrated

I dont blame killers who get fed up and just wipe people out

I wish i was that brave

I swear people get on my nerves

Karma?

No

I need to be karma at least the damn job would get done

What is fucking taking you so long karma?

Did you take a damn vacation?

It is autumn…..vacation is over.

I need someone to fire karma and hire vengeance

Now that guy will get it done